A Message From Teacher Gertrude...
Now pay attention
class!
People are fascinated
by cats and the things we do, but they often don't understand us. You
folks come up with some interesting ideas, like we're some sort of gods,
or demons (now, really!) In fact, we're just little animals which nature
has designed extremely well! And we don't mind boasting, we have super
senses!
My
teacher's assistant, Eddie, (wake up, Eddie!) and I decided
that it was time to clear up the mystery about cats and did some scientific
research so you could understand us better!
So we're teaching
a Cat Science Seminar.
We'll be instructing
you using our unique FDA (Feline Digital Analyzer). You get to push buttons
and make things happen. I understand that for you humans, this is a source
of endless fascination-- and yes, it does come with a remote!
Eddie will explain
how to use your FDA as soon as he wakes up.
Below is a list
of topics we've loaded into your FDA for now. Just click on a topic and
off you go to learn the Science Of Cats!
Enjoy! And don't
forget-- there WILL be a quiz!
Cat
Science Seminar Topics:
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