Gert
and Eddie's Astronaut Training
Gertie
and Eddie were studying their history books when they read about the early space
race, and how the Russians had sent a dog into space in the "Muttnik"
They were so excited to discover that animals can enjoy the benefits of space travel
that they immediately applied to the NASA Space Program.
They
learned that the requirements for astronaut training
are tough. Among other things an astronaut must contend
with is the spinning motion that comes from being in
orbit and the terrible G-forces encountered during rocket
take-off. To train for this, they go for rides in a
machine called a Centrifuge. This training helps
them get used to G-forces, but probably doesn't help
much with the 'dizzy factor'.
Gertie
and Eddie were accepted into the NASA Astronaut program, but they were soon expelled for illegally using the NASA Director's office chair as a centrifuge.
Click on the buttons below to watch the security tapes that show irrefutable evidence of their activities!
Please note: These are
animated GIFs converted from the security videos.
Disclaimer:
Neither Gertie nor Eddie were hurt or abused in the making of these animations.
They actually DO ride in Office Chairs all by themselves, and they
really enjoy it!
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