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Clyde's Space Alien Zootopia for the Incorrigibly Uninitiated.
	ALIENS	The FIRST space beings to visit Planet Earth. That's why their name starts with the letter "A." Weird looking and chronically misbehaved. Sometimes called "Greys". Fond of sticking needles and other things into people without their consent. Generally, these space beings are to be avoided, especially if they promise you a really thrilling ride in a spiffy UFO. Usually they catch unwary earthlings by showing them pictures of their UFOs, which they have copied from the Internet. Thus it is wise to follow the dictum, "Beware of Space Aliens bearing GIFs."
$ ? $	BAILIENS	Space Beings who get naughty Space Aliens out of trouble for a high fee. (See "Jailiens" below). The popular phrase among incarcerated aliens is: "I have to make Bailien if I'm ever to get out of here." (Sorry, no picture is available, but they look a lot like money.)
	BEELIENS	The SECOND wave of space beings to visit Planet Earth. A genetic off-shoot of the Bailiens, the Beeliens usually look like hive dwelling insects who make honey. Some of these have bad tempers and are violent, as in the term "Killer Beeliens". One way to distinguish them from Terran bees is that they fly in tiny UFOs because they have studied the laws of aerodynamics, and thus, know it is really impossible for them to fly. Bees haven't read the physics books, so they don't have this problem. Ignorance is bliss.
?	CLAYLIENS	A curious species of Space Alien whose life form is mineral, rather than organic based. They are usually found in animation studios looking for a "gig". Sorry, no picture is available. Try an animation festival.
	CEELIENS	Very flat space beings who live at the tops of rooms. These beings have mastered the art of biogenic anti-gravity. Some of these beings have acute hearing. They are called "Acoustic Ceeliens". Some have defective anti-grav organs and tend to fall, they are called "Drop Ceeliens". Some have "stuck" anti-grav organs, and these are called "Suspended Ceeliens." Many humans seem to be fond of Ceeliens. They are referred to as "Ceelien Fans".
	DATELIENS	"Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places" best describes these passionate, but heart breaking inter-galactic beings. The biggest problem with relating to them is that, of course, they never return your calls. So, don't wait by the phone if you meet one of these creatures. You're just wasting your time, sigh. Some of these creatures are blind. They are called "Blind Dateliens".
	DAYLIENS	A very warm and friendly space culture, reportedly living on a star somewhere in the galaxy A192-56.7. Dayliens were often found in the company of Knights during the time of the legendary King Arthur. But, they looked so different from their chivalric companions, that the popular phrase, "As different as Knight and Daylien" became popular. This was later made into a nice song, "Knight and Daylien (you are the ones)". Catchy tune. Silly words.
?	DEALIENS	Con artists from space. Not to be trusted. Their scams gave rise to the popular saying," Have I got a Dealien for you!" Beware if you hear those words! Sorry, no picture is available except on "Wanted" posters.
	EELIENS	An aquatic species from the water planet, GurgleIcthia 235.89-6. Rather long, snake like space beings who swim in the ocean and some fresh water rivers and ponds. Some of these beings require auxillary power to survive, as in the term "Electric Eeliens". They are often found hanging around hydroelectric dams in hopes of getting a "charge". The popular phrase, "Charge It", originated with these curious space beings.
	FEELIENS	Very emotional and sensitive space beings who travel in groups. A song was written in their honor several years ago. It became quite popular, "Feeliens, whoa, oh-oh, Feeliens..." These beings are very fragile and can easily be damaged, as in "You hurt my Feeliens" . They are highly illogical creatures who don't understand computers.
!	GEELIENS	Space beings who are suprised at almost everything, because they tend to be ignorant. As in the phrase "Geelien, I didn't know that!"
	HEALIENS	Medically superior beings from space skilled in repairing organic damage. Often referred to in the phrase, "I have a hangover and I need Healien!" Some of these beings require absolute trust and belief in their medicinal powers, or they won't operate. These are called, "Faith Healiens". Sometimes, they prescribe Vailiens for anxiety attacks.
	JAILIENS	The legalistic, spider-like Jailiens, from the Planet, Confineusgood 758-93.8, have many, very long arms (the "long arms of the law") which they use to capture and hold naughty space aliens and keep them from going anywhere or doing anything. The phrase, "I'm stuck in a Jailien." comes from encounters with these beings. Bailiens (see above) are the only space beings who can release naughty space aliens from the tenacious grip of the Jailiens.
	KAYLIENS	Totally agreeable space beings from the planet, Givintoanything 654.8-3, Kayliens will do anything anyone asks. As a result, they never do anything for themselves. But, they are considered very accomodating. When other space beings are in the process of negotiations, they use the phrase, "I'm a Kaylien, You're a Kaylien" to denote their willingness to agree.
	MAILIENS	Mailiens are curious intergalactic messengers who look a lot like a #10 business envelope. They fly around the star systems carrying correspondence from one species to another. The phrase, "The check's in the Mailien." originated with these space beings. These beings also carry little bells to announce their arrival, as in, "The Mailien always rings twice."
	NAILIENS	Curious space beings of metallic life form, the Nailiens are often found stuck into walls and other materials. Often, however, they would work themselves loose and fall, hurting themselves. Originally from the planet, Hardwareus 438, they evolved into spiral shaped creatures who had a much better grip, called "screws".
	PAILIENS	Pailiens come from the planet, Seashoreus 532, where they dwell in little containers similar to beach pails. There is no reason why they do this, but they are most often encounterd on Earth during the summer time, usually roaming the beach looking for something called a "shovel." Scientists who study Pailien culture are called "Pailientologists". They often find old animal bones--big ones.
	SAILIENS	In their primary life form, Sailiens are nautical creatures and can often be found near docks. Some humans recognize them and call out, "Hey, Sailien!" They also travel in curious water craft called "Sailien Boats" which are driven by atmospheric disturbances. In their secondary life role, Sailiens place consumer commodies into a lower price bracket by holding the items until someone buys them. Thus comes the phrase, "I'm waiting for it to go on Sailien." Some stores seem to have a lot of Sailiens.
!!!	TAILIENS	Space beings who follow each other around. Thus the term "Someone's Tailien me." Also, a biological partial life form which attaches itself to the base of the spine of certain creatures and animals. Dogs like to shake them, thus the phrase, "Oh, look, that dog's wagging her Tailien!"
	VAILIENS	This species, from the Pharmocologia galaxy in sector A-minor 43, lives by being consumed. When ingested into a host organism, the Vailiens provide a sense of peace, well being, and relaxation. They are very popular among anxiety-ridden species. Available ONLY by prescription from a Healien, "Take two and call me when you wake up."
	WAILIENS	The sounds made by other space beings when they can't get their Vailiens.
	ZEELIENS	The LAST species to visit planet Earth. They tend to make earthlings sleepy. Perhaps this zootopia has done the same thing. Poor Zeeliens, they have competition!