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ClydeSight2.0!presents...
... Clean Clyde
Clyde loves to clean his big paws. He gets so into it that he ignores everything else, even the law of gravity. As can be seen here, the only thing that keeps him from falling off the the chair is his back foot, which is unconsciously gripping the chair. He has been known to slide right off during a cleaning session when his unconscious forgets his precarious position.
... Computer Clyde
Clyde is as computer literate as a cat can be, which is to say, hardly at all. Unfortunately, his big paws make computer programming almost impossible, since he presses several keys at once. He also tends to lean on the keys. He often gets "file name too long" errors when he types "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" for a file name. The protocol of 3-digit extensions is impossible for Clyde. His "Big Paws" operating system (BPOS) requires 7 digits.
... Cushion Clyde
Clyde relaxes in luxury, like a potentate, on a polyester paisley cushion (Paisley Patterned Polyester Potentate Pillow), balanced precariously on top of a stereo speaker (Precarious Paisley Patterned Polyester Potentate Pillow). When Clyde leans back, the cushion slides out from under him, toppling him from his throne. How the mighty have fallen, but not yet. Just wait until Clyde sits up and yawns.
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